15 11 / 2012

Okay. I don’t even really know what to do with this gem, except to invite everyone to say that word- yes, that one- out loud to themselves, just to see how it sounds when it’s actually spoken. Go on. Say it. Out loud. Toztizzas.

Okay. I don’t even really know what to do with this gem, except to invite everyone to say that word- yes, that one- out loud to themselves, just to see how it sounds when it’s actually spoken. Go on. Say it. Out loud. Toztizzas.

15 11 / 2012

1 point for spelling “crisp”, with a “K”, and 5 points for adding an extra three “R’s”. That is a total of 6 points for Flanagan Sauerkraut.
Also, on a side note: America’s Finest Kraut? Who determines this? Is there some national Kraut tasting/judging that happens somewhere? Cos, if there is, I want to know about it.

1 point for spelling “crisp”, with a “K”, and 5 points for adding an extra three “R’s”. That is a total of 6 points for Flanagan Sauerkraut.

Also, on a side note: America’s Finest Kraut? Who determines this? Is there some national Kraut tasting/judging that happens somewhere? Cos, if there is, I want to know about it.

10 11 / 2012

09 11 / 2012

Previously frozen, single shrimp. For those moments when you think to yourself, “you know what I would really love right now? One single bite of shrimp”.

One. One single shrimp.

Previously frozen, single shrimp. For those moments when you think to yourself, “you know what I would really love right now? One single bite of shrimp”.

One. One single shrimp.

09 11 / 2012

Princess Halloween Shape Sugar Cookies. Be sure and note, the disclaimer asterix next to “shape”. Just in case you thought you might be getting an actual Halloween Princess inside of your box, which, for the record, would be so bad ass.

Princess Halloween Shape Sugar Cookies. Be sure and note, the disclaimer asterix next to “shape”. Just in case you thought you might be getting an actual Halloween Princess inside of your box, which, for the record, would be so bad ass.

09 11 / 2012

Artificially flavored Birthday Cake Jell-O. Nuff said.

Artificially flavored Birthday Cake Jell-O. Nuff said.

09 11 / 2012

Previously frozen, discount fish bits for only $1.93. Man, that is a deal!

Previously frozen, discount fish bits for only $1.93. Man, that is a deal!

08 11 / 2012

WHOA. So much more than just plain, old, regular fun.

WHOA. So much more than just plain, old, regular fun.

08 11 / 2012

To the window… to the wall.

To the window… to the wall.

08 11 / 2012

Green tofu milk, is the breakfast of champions.

Green tofu milk, is the breakfast of champions.